food will last approximately 6.4 seconds in front of me the second it’s put down, i ain’t got no time to instagram any of that
not trying to make this about me but i look really cute here
if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college
it’s a metaphor; you put your fingers on the keys but you don’t actually do any writing
All these “cuddle and play video games” date ideas are weak. We’re playing mario kart double dash, cuddling is a distraction. Im here to win
it’s ironic how middle school boys will make fun of the gay kid but then draw dicks on literally everything
imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."
going to college is great
getting married is great
having children is great
but implying that there’s something wrong with people who don’t want to do those things and that they’ll never feel fulfilled in life if they never do those things is not great